2018-07-07 22:16:23 UTC
What's the best thing that ever came out of Auschwitz?
The empty buses!
What do you call a jewish faggot?
How do you say FUCK YOU in jewish?
How do you say FUCK YOU, ARSEHOLE in jewish?
"Trust me, my friend!"
Did you hear about the jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said, "Would you like to BUY some
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
In a crucifixion they throw out the whole jew!
Why are synagogues round?
So the jews can't hide in the corner when the collection box comes
What do you call a jewish woman's waterbed?
The Dead Sea!
How do you take a head count in israel?
Roll a penny down the street!
What's the difference between a jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips!
Why do jews have long, thin pricks?
Because they are tight-fisted wankers!
What's the jewish version of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging!