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Post by CheckmateI personally enjoy our forests. Mine is so secluded that I can wander
out of my cabin naked and walk all over the place in it and nobody sees
me. Lately, it's been way too cold but spring and warmer temperatures
are not too far off. And, when I squat and leave a shit, I know it
really pisses off you greentards even though the forest loves the
fertilizer.
Better be careful, lest one of those rednecks mistakes you for a baby
sasquatch and shoots your ass.
I be looking for one of them banjo pickers down by the riverside.
Yew gonna let him pick yer banjo too?
that reminds me, i need to do some repair work on the emo goth wigger banjo that my dad picked up at an antique store.
thanks for the reminder, man.
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