2017-05-13 00:56:03 UTC
‘2 + 2 = 4,’ Insists Closed-Minded Bigot
MUNCIE, IN—In a mathematics lesson delivered to her kindergarten class
Tuesday, local teacher and closed-minded bigot Becky Delatorre reportedly
insisted that two plus two equals four, all the time, to the exclusion of
all other numbers, no matter how anyone feels about it.
Asking her class the question, “What does two plus two equal?” the
intolerant zealot systematically denied the possibility that the answer
could be anything but “four,” going so far as to single out the specific
integers three and seven as “wrong” when mentioned by students as possible
“Is it three?” one young student asked, before another yelled out, “No!
It’s seven, right? Seven!” The narrow-minded teacher shot them both down,
dogmatically insisting that the only answer is four, no matter what anyone
else thought or how it made the children feel.
“That’s right class, two plus two equals four,” Delatorre reportedly
repeated numerous times.
After horrified students reported the incident to their parents, the school
district had no choice but to take action, and has suspended the teacher
without pay until the incident has been investigated more thoroughly.
“We are a place that values all opinions, feelings, and expressions,” the
superintendent said in a statement Tuesday. “There is no room for
intolerance of any kind in our schools.”